Monday, July 05, 2021

The Tomorrow War - A Review

 I took time out Saturrday to watch The Tomorrow War, which is a movie presented by Amazon Prime, starring Chris Pratt. The basic idea is that there has been some sort of alien invasion in the future that was working and the human race had been reduced to about a half million people. Somehow the future humans had opened a portal into the past and were now recruiting people from the past to fight in the future in an attempt to save humanity. Well, that is a bit confusing but that’s what the movie is about.



MAJOR SPOILERS BELOW:

Chris Pratt is a former special operations soldier, Don Forester because, apparently, the military has no regular soldiers anymore. He has a nice little family, but is recruited for future duty. We learn that the survival rate for these recruits is about thirty percent. We learn that the tour is one week in the future and when those 168 hours are up, the soldier returns to his “home” time automatically, no matter where he is or what shape he is in.

And here’s where I become annoyed. They recruit the people, from all over the planet, including, it would seem, those who had no military service, who have never handled any sort of a weapon, and who are not necessarily in peak physical condition. They’re just civilians who have been living their lives, aware of this war in the future but not overly concerned about it because it’s, well, in the future and they’ll never live to see that future. They have no special skills, no special knowledge that would help defeat the enemy, but are sent off to fight that enemy anyway.

They are given automatic weapons, but no real instruction on the care of those weapons. They wouldn’t know how to safely clear a jam, they have no fire discipline, and have no idea about target acquisition. In the real world, handing an automatic weapon to an untrained soldier would result in many, many friendly casualties. Never mind that, just throw them into the fight in the future and hope for the best. I will note here that fire discipline isn’t a concern because like all Hollywood weapons, the shooter has an infinite supply of ammunition.

During the first fight, as they’re blasting away at the creatures running at them, shooting off bits and pieces of the alien body with little effect, a veteran tells them that only hitting the soft underbelly is fatal. Wouldn’t you think that someone would have mentioned this important bit of intelligence before sending them into the fight. Not to mention giving them weapons that would be effective against the aliens. Wasn’t in one of the old Doctor Who episodes when the general of Unit wished they would meet an alien presence that wasn’t immune to bullets?

Don finally meets his daughter, Muri, in the future who is now a graduate of MIT and a colonel, in the Army, I think. She was annoyed with him for what he did to the family some years after he had left to fight in the war, which tells us at that point he survived the 168 hours he’s in the future. Of course, we already knew that given what he was told during his induction that he would die in seven years, which was why he could be recruited. So much for suspense.

There is a special mission to capture the brain bug, whoops, I mean the queen that is capable of creating thousands of beasts and that is an even more aggressive than the male versions. They helicopter over to the underground lair of the queen. Now, down below, we find soldiers who have, somehow, managed to get ropes on the queen and are attempting to drag it out where they can stuff it in a cage.

I’m thinking, ropes?

Really?

You don’t have a better plan… not that one was needed because they eventually succeed but only after they are kicked around in a way that would have killed most people.

The whole point is that they have developed a toxin that is affective against the males, but not so much the females. They need a female creature to find a formula that works… which, of course they do just before Don slingshots back to his own time.

Rather than killing the queen after developing the toxin, they keep it alive. It seems to be in some form of telepathic communication with hoards of the males. Of course, there is a major assault in which the humans are being overrun. Don can’t get Muri to the lab where they could manufacture the formula. Instead, she is killed just before he returns to his own time. There is a truly moving moment as they talk, heart to heart, because she is dying, but who cares? We understand time travel.

Oh, I don’t mean that we don’t care about the character, I’m saying that he is about to return to his time where his daughter will be alive and he can warn her about all this. No one ever thinks about those sorts of things. If he KNOWS when and where she dies, he can prevent it.

Anyway, he falls back into his own time with a vial of the toxin and then, someone figures out that all they have to do is find the point where the aliens first came to Earth. (Okay, it’s his wife, Emmy, but that’s not important now.) They can prevent the war. The clue is on a tooth or claw or something from one of the aliens and frankly, I don’t care what it was. It contained a bit of volcanic ash that identifies the crater from which it was ejected. The ash and the tooth. Some high school kid has the information they need about the volcano because why would you consult a volcanologist when you can talk to a high school kid about it. Anyway, the volcano is in Russia and it’s on to Russia because the movie isn’t long enough yet.

With the solution to the war at hand, with the ability to save, literally, billions of lives, the Earth governments aren’t interested in the plan. You have a guy, actually, a bunch of them, who have returned from the future, they know what it will take to keep the war from happening, but no one will listen to them. They are forced to take on the mission by themselves, flying in a C-130, into Russia, avoiding the radar and other sensors available to the Russians and ignoring the fact the C-130 doesn’t have the range to get there without refueling. They do arrive, however. They find the alien ship…

And now we know why the alien creatures don’t seem bright enough to cross the street let alone interstellar space have space travel. They were brought along to clear the Earth-based life from the planet so that these alien sentient beings can colonize… do a detect a subtle message here?

At any rate, they find the ship, they enter, and then let the queen escape. They didn’t want to destroy the ship. Think of the technological advances that could be made. But, then, there are so many of these creatures on it, they have no choice. The secret of interstellar flight is lost again, just as it was in The Thing from Another World. To quote the journalist in that move, “What a bunch of butterfingers.”

Of course, they have to chase down the queen in a fight that is ridiculous to watch. Here is this beast with huge teeth and claws and strength that is far superior to those fighting it. The bullets of their high-powered rifles are ineffective and I’m thinking, why didn’t they bring something along that would put that creature down for good. I’m thinking a grenade launcher or a fifty cal or something with a little bit of real power.

And that is the point. I have lost my sense of disbelief. Rather than being swept up in the story, I keep seeing the flaws in it. I don’t grant the writer and the director the privilege of creating a world that I will accept for the story. There are just too many gaps in the plot. Too many missed opportunities. And no reason, once they located the queen in the future world, they didn’t just nuke it. They look for a toxin to kill it, but I’m thinking if you know where it is, the nuke will take care of it because it is clear that these aliens aren’t wizards. They are, basically, animals and you would think that someone in that future war would have figured that out. And yes, there is more than one queen (which is the term I use but they don’t) but they found one, why not the others?

But here’s where we are. Don, his father, and some other guy, have killed the queen in their time and destroyed the ship, which means they won’t escape into our world, so there is no war. It ends at that point and Don’s daughter doesn’t die in the future as she did earlier in the movie.

I won’t go into the other problems with all this. Okay, just one more. Don knows that he’s going to be killed in a traffic accident in seven years. Since they’ve already made one change in time, can’t he make another and avoid the traffic accident? Just wondering.

So now that I have picked this apart, let me say this. I did enjoy the movie and some of that joy was picking it apart. I didn’t mind the virtual signaling that went on because it was more subtle than it is in some other movies (really, Anne Boleyn as a black woman, BBC?). The special effects were good, but I just wish someone had invented a weapon that would have allowed our soldiers to put down the aliens with a single shot rather than having to shoot them to pieces (which, eventually worked so that the movie wasn’t even faithful to its own devices).

If you have something over two hours to waste and want to see a mindless time travel/alien invasion film, well, this is some fun. Just don’t think about it, and you’ll be fine. At least you don’t have to pay for it on Amazon Prime, if you’re a member

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