Captain
Robert Tucker, Air Force Public Affairs Officer, stood blinking at the studio
lights behind the TV cameras in the crowded press room. He waited for a moment,
as the last of the reporters sat down and got out their handheld cameras and
their cell phones to record the event.
“Gentlemen
and Ladies,” he said, clearing his throat.
When
there seemed to be no reaction, he said it again but louder, “Gentlemen and
Ladies.”
As
the last of the noise died, he began. “I’m sure that all of you have heard by
now, and are a bit confused by, all the reports of aerial combat that occurred
this evening over downtown Galveston, Texas. We’re here to clarify the
situation and to let everyone know that no one on the ground was at risk at any
time during the dogfight.”
There
was a murmur that seemed to travel around the room. When it fell quiet again, Tucker
continued, “At this time, it is my pleasure to introduce to you Major Charles Caldicott
McKuen, the squadron commander of the First Sub-miniaturized Bravo Defense
Force, and the first pilot to successfully engage, in aerial combat and destroy
a killer bee.”
That
last bewildered the reporters, but rather than shouting questions and demanding
attention as they usually did, they sat quietly. It might have been respect for
the military officers present, instructions given to them as the entered the
press room, or just confusion about what was being said.
Tucker
gestured to his left and said, “Major McKuen, if you will.”
McKuen
moved to the center stage, stopped behind the lectern and then adjusted the microphone
to his satisfaction. He was in his mid-thirties, about 5 ten, with dark hair
cut so short it looked like a shadow on his head. He was wearing a sweat
stained flight suit that might have been more for show than necessity.
Normally, those at press briefings were in Class A uniforms, complete with
awards and decorations and qualification badges. He stood straight, with both
hands gripping the sides of the lectern. He surveyed the audience as if waiting
for something or maybe expecting an assault.
A
woman, in the back, stood and without being recognized shouted, “Major. Sally
Behr, Fort Worth Evening Press. I have a question that I’m sure everyone else
has. Just what in the hell is the First Sub-miniatured Bravo Defense Force?”
McKuen
grinned, as if asked an easy question, and said, “To start with, I think we
should go into the sub-miniaturization process itself, and then perhaps a brief
history of the enemy, which brought about the first practical use of the sub-miniaturization
process in aerial combat.”
One
of the reporters for a television or cable station, standing next to her
camera, shouted, “Is this some kind of secret project?”
McKuen
asked, “Is there another kind?”
When
the laughs died, he continued. “Approximately twenty years ago, a team of
government physicists, working in the strictest secrecy at Los Alamos, became
interested in the possibilities of utilizing the excess space that exists
between various subatomic particles that make up the atom. The theory was put
forward, at that time, by a scientist who wished to remain anonymous, that it
might be possible to squeeze these elements together, thereby compacting the
atom without altering its properties. The theory proved to be totally wrong,
but it did lead to work in a related area which suggested that it is possible
to actually shrink the atom rather than merely compacting it. This process resulted,
not only in a reduction in size, but in a reduction in weight as well. The
nature of the process is, quite naturally, classified for reasons of national
security. Suffice it to say that it does, in fact, work, and subsequent tests
proved it safe for use on organic creatures, as well as inanimate objects?”
“What
good is that?” asked a reporter who didn’t bother to identify himself.
McKuen
looked at the audience and spotted a man in the middle of the crowd. He was
glaring at McKuen as if McKuen had called him a dirty name and slandered his
family.
McKuen
said, “Well, if you wanted to put a colony on Mars, and you could reduce the
crew and colonists sufficiently, then you have the ability to send a great deal
more food, equipment and colonists than you would if everything and everyone
remained at a normal size.”
“How
small?”
“There
is a limit to the process. I can say that it is possible to shrink a human to a
height of less than a millimeter.”
“Is
that what this process, as you call it, was created to do?”
McKuen
took a deep breath and said, “We are getting off topic here. I wanted to…
Another
voice yelled, “You just said that we could reduce a human to something that is
nearly microscopic and I assume all the food and equipment needed to build a
city on another world. But it seems to me that a raindrop would be of
sufficient size to crush your human or drown him.”
“You
would enlarge him to normal size at the other end. There would just be many
more humans available, and all their equipment and food could be carried in the
rockets that are available to us today. We just need to design the proper capsule
for them. But again, we are getting off topic here.”
“Are
you telling us that we have already launched such a mission?”
“No.
NO! Let me finish.” McKuen surveyed the crowd and then continued. “As you are
aware, entomologists in this country have been concerned about the advance
toward our southern border of a deadly strain of killer bees. These are even
worse than those that arrived a couple of decades ago. It all started from genetic
experiments in crossing a strain of the African bees with the more passive
South American bees, which would create a docile bee that would produce more
honey. Well, the experimental bees escaped and weren’t quite as docile as
everyone hoped. Now, the original, more aggressive, and somewhat larger bees
have also escape and are at our southern border. This is a threat greater than
that posed by the original Africanized bees and one that we were tasked with
neutralizing.”
He
hesitated and then said, “The First Sub-miniaturized Bravo Defense Force, then,
is an elite Air Force unit created specifically to deal with the bees on their
own terms.”
Another
voice interrupted. “Howard, Smythe, The Times, London. If I follow you Major,
you actually miniaturized a whole squadron of Air Force fighter planes and sent
them out to kill bees.” It sounded as if he couldn’t believe that he had heard
what he heard.
“Well,
I didn’t miniaturize them myself…”
When
the laughter died, he added, “But we did go out to kill bees.”
“Isn’t
that a bit drastic? Wouldn’t it have been easier to simply spray them with
Raid?”
“We
couldn’t find a can big enough,” said McKuen and then, “Actually, this strain
of bee is resistant to most pesticides. The concentration needed for a lethal
dose would have been ecologically and environmentally unacceptable, and we
worried about persistence of the chemicals in the environment. Since we had the
technology to reduce sophisticated warplanes to a level where they would be
effective against the bees and since no other means could be found to deal with
this particular menace, the decision was made, at the highest levels of our government,
at the civilian end I might add, to proceed with the formation and then
activation of the First Sub-miniaturized Bravo Defense Force.”
He
looked out at the reporters who now seemed to be somewhat reserved, as if
stunned by the direction the conference had now taken or maybe believing that
this was some sort of joke, though they couldn’t see the purpose. Filling the
silence, McKuen said, “Not lost on the Pentagon brass, however, was the
training benefits. Out pilots could build dogfighting skills by engaging the
bees without a great deal of danger to themselves.”
McKuen
pointed to another reporter who said. “Karl Harbstreet, host of the Weird
Things Podcast. Can you describe the battle as it occurred?”
“I
can do better than that. Lights, dim.”
Responding
to the command, the lights dimmed and curtains descended, shutting out the
sunlight.
“Replay,
initiate.”
A
solid ball of light appeared in front of the reporters, hovering five feet in
the air. It fractured into a thousand bits which spun around rapidly, finally coalescing
into a static display made up of tiny representations of the F-45 fighters, and
the black and brown killer bees.
McKuen
began his narration. “I was leading a squadron of eight sub-miniaturized
fighters. We had been scrambled from Bowie Air Force Base about an hour
earlier, when a spotter from the reactivated Ground Observer Corps reported
contact with a swarm of killer bees approaching Galveston from the South. Our
sub-miniaturized squadron had been carried aboard a modified Cessna mothership.
I will note here that mine was not the only squadron carried into the battle,
nor was our mothership the only one.”
McKuen
allowed the display to advance, showing his squadron diving toward the bees. He
said, “Our target, meaning my squadron’s, was the queen and we went after her
as the other flights engaged the bees surrounding her. The bees formed a cocoon
around her, rotating slowly in a clockwise direction. As you can see, as we
approached, a force of bees broke away to intercept us, but they were attacked
by the supporting squadrons.”
Now
everyone had his or her attention fixed on the swirling mass of tiny points of
light as they gyrated in the glowing cloud spinning above them. One of the
fighter’s lights winked out as bees attacked it with their stingers but it was
the mass of bees that overwhelmed the plane, knocking it from the sky. The
fighters used their machine guns to engage the bees, the nearly invisible lines
of tracers looking like tiny rays from some sort of futuristic battle. Bees
began to fall but their images disappeared before they hit the floor. The fight
turned into a giant furball as the opponents engaged.
McKuen
said, “We had opted for gun pods rather than missiles. We weren’t sure the heat
seekers would be able to home in on the bees, and the radar guided missiles
might be lost in the bees’ stealth capabilities.”
A
reported shouted, “You are saying that the bees had created way to defeat
radar?”
McKuen
smiled. “Not at all. They are soft targets without the solid surfaces that the
radar required. Their bodies, covered with fur were theorized to have a stealth
capability by absorbing the radar signal rather than reflecting it. Besides, we
could not carry enough missiles to be practical. Twenty-millimeter cannon were
a more effective weapon to use against them.”
He
waited to see if there would be a follow up question and when there wasn’t, he
said, “We selected the gun mode on the fire control system, and attacked.”
The
glowing ball that had been showing the whole engagement, narrowed the focus to
the bees that were surrounding the queen, and the tiny jets that were
attacking. Dodging right and left, with all the fighters in his squadron aiming
for the same target, they closed on the largest of the bees.
McKuen
began his narration. “After missing on our second pass, my wingman and I
executed a high-speed yo-yo maneuver.”
Although
McKuen was gesturing with his hands, the display showed his aircraft, along
with the wingman completing the maneuver. He said, “This brought us out high
and to the rear of the queen. We pushed into a vertical rolling scissors, and
snapped out of it just on the tail of the queen. At this point, my wingman had
to peel off to deal with the stiff resistance on the drones nearest to the
queen. I continued to close and when in firing range, squeezed off a short
burst from the Vulcan cannon, shredding the queen’s wings and her body. She
disintegrated in front of me and the rest of the swarm, without a leader, just scattered.”
There
was a shout from the back. “This is quite obviously an experience that no one
has had before, Major. How did it feel?”
“I
guess it’s like warfare has always been.”
“What
do you mean, Major.”
“Killer
Bee, killed.”